palmist:

you’re currently witnessing a fine piece of procrastination 

idioticteen:

David Guetta Feat. The person who sings the whole song 

thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

madeupmonkeyshit:

when you send risky text messages

  • college:

    Why should we accept you

  • me:

    *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*

  • college:

    damn son you in

neyruto:

my cat wont play football do you think he is gay

viciousilicious:

A few highlights from what has been called one of the worst interviews in recent history.

pembroke:

I’m like 80% sure that the people who romanticize snow are the people who don’t have to live in places that get over half an inch of it.

holyghoul:

im just a human bean