korpsekobain:

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

me nd my cougar gf
  • me:

    babe i love your necklace

  • gf:

    thats me Life Alert®

Anonymous
asks:
what is the air like at the top of mt everest

facts-i-just-made-up:

You know when you get to the end of your milkshake and you try to suck the last bit out? It’s like that except you’re the milkshake.