poochcrew:

Hello, this is for you

poochcrew:

Hello, this is for you

watdawut:

Reality

watdawut:

Reality

yikes:

someone actually said this to me today

yikes:

someone actually said this to me today

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

interquast:

whenever anyone asks you “do you have unlimited texting” just say no. say no. honesty isn’t worth the full bee movie script

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

amoying:

putting on head phones when your volume is at 100%

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