don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

me nd my cougar gf
  • me:

    babe i love your necklace

  • gf:

    thats me Life Alert®

what is the air like at the top of mt everest


You know when you get to the end of your milkshake and you try to suck the last bit out? It’s like that except you’re the milkshake.